And not to short change Susan Bennett as her incredible narrative talent and multiple voices most certainly helped bring this story to life. Very rarely do you come across an author that possesses the talent to evoke our raw emotions, and even rarer in a fictional environment. Christopher Moore is one of the greatest authors/story-tellers of all time and Bite Me is the epitome of his talent.

Very rarely do I believe anything in life is worthy a perfect score, however Bite Me has earned this exception.

Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non.'īefore you can say “OMG! WTF?” Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby’s gay Goth friend Jared, and SF’s finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And then there’s that vampire cat Chet, who’s getting bigger and smarter-and thirstier-by the minute. Abby wants to be a blood sucking fiend, too, but right now she’s really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein® platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. 'The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.

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